From the Desk of Mayor Lockitt
It is my delight, as your candidate for Mayor, to extend this honourable invitation: join us at Park Theatre for The Buskers Opera, our exciting new musical presentation. The cast are hot, the music is witty, and starring me, the sensational Mayor Lockitt; in a featured role, there’ll be no rigmarole, I’ll have you and the press in my pocket.
Get in whilst you can, take advantage of my nature, for free stuff must have a limit. Preview tickets are reduced from £16.50 to £12.50 – as the kids say, ‘they’re subsidised innit!’
I’ll see you there, be the first in the queue, for this Mayor is hitting the big time; with some top class tunes from the guitar of our creator, the masterful and droll Dougal Irvine. But don’t forget, to receive one must give, on which note the election’s approaching.. A #VOTE4LOCKITT is, as dearest mother would say, ‘the correct way to exercise voting.’
To utilise my kindness, simply use the following discount code (which just happens to be the password to my Blackberry) when you checkout online: VoteLockitt
From the office of the ever loyal,